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The beginnings…

Wednesday, August 24th, 2011

Is this the end of the moment
Or just a beautiful unfolding
Of a love that will never be?
Or maybe be
Everything that I never thought could happen
Or ever come to pass and
I wonder If maybe
Maybe I could be
All you ever dreamed, cause you are

Beautiful inside
So lovely and I
Can’t see why I’d do anything without who you are
And when I’m not with you
I know that it’s true
That I’d rather be anywhere but here without you

Is this a natural feeling
Or is it just me bleeding
All my thoughts and dreams
In hope that you will be with me or
Is this a moment to remember
Or just a cold day in December?
I wonder If maybe
Maybe I could be
All you ever dreamed, cause you are

Beautiful inside
So lovely and I
Can’t see why I’d do anything without who you are
And when I’m not with you
I know that it’s true
That I’d rather be anywhere but here without you

Is this the end of the moment
Or just a beautiful unfolding
Of a love that will never be
For you and me?

Cause you are
You’re beautiful inside
You’re so lovely and I
Can’t see why I’d do anything without who you are
And when I’m not with you, I know that it’s true
That I’d rather be anywhere but here without you

Happy Anniversary

Wednesday, May 18th, 2011

Just over a year ago, my marriage came to a screaming halt. At the time I thought true happiness would always escape me.

However, I soon learned that a general attraction that I had to my wife’s good friend was not only reciprocated but that it had the potential to grow onto something all consuming.

Me and Christina didn’t always see eye to eye in the beginning when she first started hanging out with Tonie – mostly due to my futile resistance to her charming personality – but in the past few years of my marriage, we too, had become friends.

As my marriage fell apart, I leaned on her for support.  We talked daily for hours on end. I took days off work as we just enjoyed each others company so much. Neither of us had ever found anyone before who was such a complete counterpart. We found each other finishing each others thoughts and sentences, we had the answer to each others questions, and we just became the best of friends so incredibly fast. And we still complete each others thoughts, dreams and hopes.

This day a year ago, we decided to believe in the hope of better things and decided together that even though the world might be against us, we would find rest in each other and do it daily until death do us part.

This has been the best year of our lives…and we’ve only just begun.

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True love stories don’t have an ending….

Words to Remember

Tuesday, February 9th, 2010

Whatever you give a woman, she’s going to multiply. If you give her sperm, she’ll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she’ll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she’ll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she’ll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So – if you give her any crap, you will receive a ton of shit.

A blonde in church

Tuesday, February 9th, 2010

An Alabama preacher said to his congregation, ‘Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan. This is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate. I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this. Now, I want the party who did this to stand and ask forgiveness from God and this Christian Family.’

No one moved.

The preacher continued, ‘Do you have the nerve to face me and admit this is a falsehood? Remember, you will be forgiven and in your heart you will feel glory. Now, stand and confess your transgression.’

Again, all was quiet.

Then, slowly, a drop dead gorgeous blonde with a body that would stop traffic, rose from the third pew. Her head was bowed and her voice quivered as she spoke,

‘Reverend, there has been a terrible misunderstanding. I never said you were a member of the Ku Klux Klan. I simply told a couple of my friends that you were a wizard under the sheets.’

The preacher fell to his knees, his wife fainted, and the congregation roared.

When I say “I’m Broke” – I’m Broke!

Tuesday, February 9th, 2010

A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.

“Good morning,” said the young man. “If I could take a couple minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners.”

“Go away!” said the old lady. “I’m broke and haven’t got any money!” and she proceeded to close the door.

Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed it wide open. “Don’t be too hasty!” he said. “Not until you have at least seen my demonstration.”

And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto her hallway carpet. “Now, if this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manure from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder.”

The old lady stepped back and said, “Well let me get you a fork, ’cause they cut off my electricity this morning.”